It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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