can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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