It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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