ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
