S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Holy shit dude........stairs
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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