I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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