I wish I could punch you in the face.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
