How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
My balls are so social today.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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