apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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