No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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