How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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