I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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