: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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