do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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