But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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