You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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