I hate your face
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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