when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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