Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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