Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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