wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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