Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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