a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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