return my video game
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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