I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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