Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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