Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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