ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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