Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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