I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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