people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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