New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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