Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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