windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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