Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You're like the curious george of whores
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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