well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
