this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
