yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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