Its about making memories worth repressing
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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