it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
this boner is exhausting
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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