normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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