break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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