Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You're a waste of cheezeits
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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