do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
