Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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