OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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