dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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