I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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