Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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