No stitches, just platelets and will power
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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