At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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