Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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