What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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