Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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