If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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