fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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