honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Randomize
